After a perfect courtship, the perfect man and the perfect woman had the perfect marriage.
One perfect winters eve, the perfect couple noticed a person on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help, and who else but Santa jumped in!
They drove all around helping Santa deliver his toys.
Unfortunately after a while, the driving conditions turned bad and they all crashed.
Only one of them survived.
Who you ask?
The woman of course! Everyone knows that there is no such thing a Santa or the perfect man.
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If you’re a woman, stop reading here.
Men, keep scrolling…
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So. If the woman survived, she must have been driving. This explains why there was a crash.
By the way, if you’re a woman, and still reading this, it illustrates another point…
Women never listen! :p
